This is for Song Fu 2012, which you can still enter even though the first challenge is already complete!

Also: here is the official .mp3 version:

Hello, Masters of Song Fu! This is my response to John Hodgman’s challenge to write a song about bioluminescence. I did not have Frank Sinatra’s orchestra so I had to make it up using my voice and a ukulele.

Things are happening, team. Songs will keep coming! Giant Robot Album is still in progress! Next week I’ll give you my first Song Fu song! Yay Song Fu!

Also, check out the Bad Dudes’ latest album Metroid Arrange, which I helped make and which is AWESOME.

This song is about Google Search Plus Your World, which I hope disappears as fast as possible.

It is a sequel to my other “dang it, Google” song: The Google Plus Song.

To the people of MAGFest. Thank you.

DUDES and LADY DUDES!

This is the album I have dreamed of putting together FOR A YEAR.

It’s a live recording of my Philcon 2011 show, and if you put on your headphones and close your eyes it’s just like you’re really there, at the show (it’s a show at which you’ve decided to close your eyes for some reason, but whatevs).

For those of you following the “Blue teaches herself audio engineering” story: this was recorded by Harold Stein but I did all the processing/editing myself, and if you listen I think you’ll agree that yes, I have finally leveled up enough to start the Giant Robot Album project, which is on schedule to record this month.

(Just so you know: Giant Robot Album will probably take six months to put together. So don’t hold off on this album because you think there’ll be a newer one coming around the corner. It’s going to be… a very long corner.)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LIVE ALBUM!

Hello, the retrospective!

In which I talk about all the stuff I made in 2011.

Warning: there is a lot of stuff.

In which I JoCo Crucify Amanda Palmer’s Ukulele Anthem.

Learn more about Wim Wenders’ film Pina.

Opens Friday, December 23 in “select cities.” I think you’ll know whether or not your city is one of the select. (If it’s not, you can find plenty of footage of Pina Bausch’s work online.)