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For Song Fu 2012. Lyrics after the jump:

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Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a love song about a wine glass that may actually have been a candle holder.

It’s also about Cougar Town.

(This is not the first song I have written about Cougar Town. My song “Cougar Town Is Not A Show About Cougars, Hooray,” won a prize.)

This is my second Song Fu song, as prompted by Neil Gaiman.

It’s for everyone who loves choral music and tricky harmonies.

Also the internet.

You love the internet, right?

This is a ukulele cover of Dale North’s remix of Shenmue 2′s track Tomato Convenience Store.

It’s totally cutesauce.

Dale’s remix is part of the Bad Dudes’ newest compilation album, 2012 MAGFest Sampler. You can listen to it too!

Draw me as a playing card for the Wagon Webcomic Battle Card Game Contest!

If you didn’t catch the instructions in the song, visit Hello, The Contest! at the Wagon Webcomic Battle site.

This is the most rockstar I have ever been.

Thank you, MAGFest, for letting me play this show; and thanks to AdhesiveMedStrip for filming it.

This is for Song Fu 2012, which you can still enter even though the first challenge is already complete!

Also: here is the official .mp3 version:

Hello, Masters of Song Fu! This is my response to John Hodgman’s challenge to write a song about bioluminescence. I did not have Frank Sinatra’s orchestra so I had to make it up using my voice and a ukulele.

Things are happening, team. Songs will keep coming! Giant Robot Album is still in progress! Next week I’ll give you my first Song Fu song! Yay Song Fu!

Also, check out the Bad Dudes’ latest album Metroid Arrange, which I helped make and which is AWESOME.

This song is about Google Search Plus Your World, which I hope disappears as fast as possible.

It is a sequel to my other “dang it, Google” song: The Google Plus Song.